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Character Crossovers!

4/5/2018

 
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First off, I need to say how impressed I was with your stories last week! Incredible work on using rough drafts, good copies and putting in so much detail in each of your stories and characters.  For this week, I’d like us to take it further by using characters from our friends stories, taking their personality traits and having them interact in a story with your character. Your story can take place anywhere but I would like you to have a focus on setting, and conversation.  So make sure that you are using quotation marks appropriately. If you’re feeling stuck about how to use quotation marks, check out this resource.
To summarize your task once again, please choose at least one other character from one of your classmate’s story.  Read their profile and their flaws / faults. Once you feel like you know that character, create a story that includes their character and yours and have a conflict come between them.  They can work against each other or together to solve a problem. Be creative but make sure you focus on conversation and setting.

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Rumaysa
4/6/2018 07:40:31 am

ok but FINALLY ive been waiting forever

- River Oaks "human"

Evan
4/6/2018 07:43:38 am

Hello

Tomas poirier
4/6/2018 07:45:59 am

Hey steltman's class! how are you? do you like mr steltman?
bye


-Tomas from the class of weird.

Adogoithi
4/7/2018 11:47:50 am

Dear Diary,

I've decided to keep a diary of all the crazy things that happen to me at school because when I'm old and have no memory left, I can look back on these things and think, wow I don't even remember that.
Anyway, today was my second day at school and it was probably the best day of my life. I made new friends and went to Japan! Let me explain...
It was just a normal day. After I had changed out of my pajamas, brushed my teeth and went downstairs...okay, I just need to say something. Does nobody else brush their teeth and THEN go eat breakfast, like seriously, my family is like the only one who does. Anyway, after eating breakfast and packing my bag, I left with my dad to go to school(Mom was at work by the time I was ready). I sat down in the front seat beside my dad and surprised myself by turning on the radio. I was so sure today was going to be better...I could just feel it.
I got to school and jumped out of the car, slamming the door behind me. I opened the door and the way of children seemed more calm, somehow. I saw a girl fall down in the herd and rushed over to help her up.
"Thanks," she said. "What's your name?" I opened my mouth to answer but suddenly a lot more children ran out one of the back doors. I felt a hand grab mine: it was the girl's. Another hand grabbed my wrist and pulled me forward. A boy was running through the crowd, tugging me and the girl behind.
As soon as we were out, we flopped on the floor, panting hard. Two other boys joined the boy and a third exited the crowd behind us.
"Who are you?" I asked as soon as I had breath enough.
"Me?" He said gruffly. He had a cowboy hat on his head and his head was tilted towards the floor. Slowly, the boy took off his hat off. His head turned up to show us. His voice lightened up. "I'm Jeffy!" He said.
One of the boys started talking, "I'm Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, but my friends call me Jeff."
That's when I realised he was in my class. "This is Kevini and Owenen," Jeffy said.
The bell rang and we left for class. We all walked together so I had guessed we were friends now.
"By the way, what's your name?" I asked.
"Lidia," she said, "and you?"
"Lilli."
We left to our homeroom but instead of Ms. Cherry, there was a new teacher there.
"Hello class," he said, "due to a recent accident with a plane," here he looked at Jeffy, "your teacher has sadly died, so I'm going to replace her. My name is Mr. Steltnam." We did some talking and we introduced ourselves to each other. Soon we had to go to science.
"Hello class, I'm Mrs. Rose and today we're going to do some fun experiments. Who would like to come up and help."
I waved my hand around like crazy. I'm a science freak and I'm proud of it. Mrs. Rose picked me. Yes!
She told me to pour the orange liquid into the red one. It made a cool foamy explosion. I was so excited. I sat down and Lidia went up and made a real explosion. She apologized and we ran off after the bell rang.
We met up with Jeffy, Jeff, Kevini and Owenen and they led us outside.
"Where are we going?" Lidia asked. They didn't answer.
I gasped. There was a plane parked in the parking lot. The freaking parking lot. "What?" I gasped.
Jeffy ran inside and we ran after him. But once we were strapped in...we couldn't get out. Jeffy took off. We screeched at the top of our lungs but no one could hear us over the sound of the engine. Three seconds later I had fainted.
"Lilli, Lilli, wake up!" I heard. It was Lidia. I jumped out of my seat and looked outside.
"Where are we?"
"Japan," Lidia said.
I was about to scream but Lidia covered my mouth. "Shush!"
Jeffy handed me like 1000 yen. "You guys share this." He started leaving and we ran after him. After shopping and getting the cutest toys, we left.
Afterward, we finished school and when it was done, I ran home.

Sincerely,
Lilli

Adogoithi
4/7/2018 11:56:39 am

Dear Diary,

I've decided to keep a diary of all the crazy things that happen to me at school because when I'm old and have no memory left, I can look back on these things and think, wow I don't even remember that.
Anyway, today was my second day at school and it was probably the best day of my life. I made new friends and went to Japan! Let me explain...
It was just a normal day. After I had changed out of my pajamas, brushed my teeth and went downstairs...okay, I just need to say something. Does nobody else brush their teeth and THEN go eat breakfast, like seriously, my family is like the only one who does. Anyway, after eating breakfast and packing my bag, I left with my dad to go to school(Mom was at work by the time I was ready). I sat down in the front seat beside my dad and surprised myself by turning on the radio. I was so sure today was going to be better...I could just feel it.
I got to school and jumped out of the car, slamming the door behind me. I opened the door and the way of children seemed more calm, somehow. I saw a girl fall down in the herd and rushed over to help her up.
"Thanks," she said. "What's your name?" I opened my mouth to answer but suddenly a lot more children ran out one of the back doors. I felt a hand grab mine: it was the girl's. Another hand grabbed my wrist and pulled me forward. A boy was running through the crowd, tugging me and the girl behind.
As soon as we were out, we flopped on the floor, panting hard. Two other boys joined the boy and a third exited the crowd behind us.
"Who are you?" I asked as soon as I had breath enough.
"Me?" He said gruffly. He had a cowboy hat on his head and his head was tilted towards the floor. Slowly, the boy took off his hat off. His head turned up to show us. His voice lightened up. "I'm Jeffy!" He said.
One of the boys started talking, "I'm Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, but my friends call me Jeff."
That's when I realised he was in my class. "This is Kevini and Owenen," Jeffy said.
The bell rang and we left for class. We all walked together so I had guessed we were friends now.
"By the way, what's your name?" I asked.
"Lidia," she said, "and you?"
"Lilli."
We left to our homeroom but instead of Ms. Cherry, there was a new teacher there.
"Hello class," he said, "due to a recent accident with a plane," here he looked at Jeffy, "your teacher has sadly died, so I'm going to replace her. My name is Mr. Steltnam." We did some talking and we introduced ourselves to each other. Soon we had to go to science.
"Hello class, I'm Mrs. Rose and today we're going to do some fun experiments. Who would like to come up and help."
I waved my hand around like crazy. I'm a science freak and I'm proud of it. Mrs. Rose picked me. Yes!
She told me to pour the orange liquid into the red one. It made a cool foamy explosion. I was so excited. I sat down and Lidia went up and made a real explosion. She apologized and we ran off after the bell rang.
We met up with Jeffy, Jeff, Kevini and Owenen and they led us outside.
"Where are we going?" Lidia asked. They didn't answer.
I gasped. There was a plane parked in the parking lot. The freaking parking lot. "What?" I gasped.
Jeffy ran inside and we ran after him. But once we were strapped in...we couldn't get out. Jeffy took off. We screeched at the top of our lungs but no one could hear us over the sound of the engine. Three seconds later I had fainted.
"Lilli, Lilli, wake up!" I heard. It was Lidia. I jumped out of my seat and looked outside.
"Where are we?"
"Japan," Lidia said.
I was about to scream but Lidia covered my mouth. "Shush!"
Jeffy handed me like 1000 yen. "You guys share this." He started leaving and we ran after him. We went to this store called Kawaii Land that was soooooo cool. It had the cutest stuffies. There were little toys that Lidia and I loved so we bought the whole set (Here they are: https://www.pinterest.ca/pin/29625310031812797/)
Jeffy gave me a chocolate bar and I had never had any chocolate before. I took a bite but I threw up because it tasted so sweet and strange.
We left and I sat down it the co-pilot seat next to Jeffy.
Afterward, we finished school and when it was done, I ran home.

Sincerely,
Lilli

Adogoithi:The Better Copy
4/8/2018 01:40:28 pm

Dear Diary,

I've decided to keep a diary of all the crazy things that happen to me at school because when I'm old and have no memory left, I can look back on these things and think, wow I don't even remember that.
Anyway, today was my second day at school and it was probably the best day of my life. I made new friends and went to Japan! Let me explain...
It was just a normal day. After I had changed out of my pajamas, brushed my teeth and went downstairs...okay, I just need to say something. Does nobody else brush their teeth and THEN go eat breakfast, like seriously, my family is like the only one who does. Anyway, after eating breakfast and packing my bag, I left with my dad to go to school(Mom was at work by the time I was ready). I sat down in the front seat beside my dad and surprised myself by turning on the radio. I was so sure today was going to be better...I could just feel it.
I got to school and jumped out of the car, slamming the door behind me. I opened the door and the way of children seemed more calm, somehow. I saw a girl fall down in the herd and rushed over to help her up.
"Thanks," she said. "What's your name?" I opened my mouth to answer but suddenly a lot more children ran out one of the back doors. I felt a hand grab mine: it was the girl's. Another hand grabbed my wrist and pulled me forward. A boy was running through the crowd, tugging me and the girl behind.
As soon as we were out, we flopped on the floor, panting hard. Two other boys joined the boy and a third exited the crowd behind us.
"Who are you?" I asked as soon as I had breath enough.
"Me?" He said gruffly. He had a cowboy hat on his head and his head was tilted towards the floor. Slowly, the boy took off his hat off. His head turned up to show us. His voice lightened up. "I'm Jeffy!" He said.
One of the boys started talking, "I'm Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, but my friends call me Jeff."
That's when I realised he was in my class. "This is Kevini and Owenen," Jeffy said.
The bell rang and we left for class. We all walked together so I had guessed we were friends now.
"By the way, what's your name?" I asked.
"Lidia," she said, "and you?"
"Lilli."
We left to our homeroom but instead of Ms. Cherry, there was a new teacher there.
"Hello class," he said, "due to a recent accident with a plane," here he looked at Jeffy, "your teacher has sadly died, so I'm going to replace her. My name is Mr. Steltnam." We did some talking and we introduced ourselves to each other. Soon we had to go to science.
"Hello class, I'm Mrs. Rose and today we're going to do some fun experiments. Who would like to come up and help."
I waved my hand around like crazy. I'm a science freak and I'm proud of it. Mrs. Rose picked me. Yes!
She told me to pour the orange liquid into the red one. It made a cool foamy explosion. I was so excited. I sat down and Lidia went up and made a real explosion. Foam blew up and turned into a volcano. Everyone jumped backwards. Mrs. Rose immediately took action. She poured a clear liquid into the boul and the foam simmered back.
“I am so sorry.” Lidia apologized and we ran off after the bell rang.
We met up with Jeffy, Jeff, Kevini and Owenen and they led us outside.
"Where are we going?" Lidia asked. They didn't answer.
I gasped. There was a plane parked in the parking lot. The freaking parking lot. "What?" I gasped.
Jeffy ran inside and we ran after him. But once we were strapped in...we couldn't get out.
“So should we go to South Korea then?”
I heard Jeffy ask.
“Nah, Japan sounds better,” Jeff replied.
Jeffy took off. We screeched at the top of our lungs but no one could hear us over the sound of the engine. Three seconds later I had fainted.
"Lilli, Lilli, wake up!" I heard. It was Lidia. I jumped out of my seat and looked outside.
"Where are we?"
"Japan," Lidia said.
I was about to scream but Lidia covered my mouth. "Shush!"
Jeffy handed me like 1000 yen. "You guys share this." He started leaving and we ran after him. We went to this store called Kawaii Land that was soooooo cool. It had the cutest stuffies. There were little toys that Lidia and I loved so we bought the whole set (Here they are: https://www.pinterest.ca/pin/29625310031812797/)
Jeffy gave me a chocolate bar and I had never had any chocolate before. I took a bite but I threw up because it tasted so sweet and strange.
“What was that?” I asked.
“An aero bar...” Jeffy replied.
“Where do you buy this stuff! I love it!”
“Your local Walmart,” Jeff said.
We left and I sat down it the co-pilot seat next to Jeffy. I couldn’t believe I wasn’t scared.
Recess had just finished. A girl was screeching outside and everyone else was following her. A teacher was screaming at

Adogoithi
4/8/2018 03:14:46 pm

Them.
“Who was screaming?” She yelled. All the children pointed at me after the girl who had started it did something between a snap and a whisper. The teacher ran towards me and grabbed my ear. She was holding me so hard. I grabbed both of wrists and flipped over. I ran off and caught up with the others. We left to go to class since the bell had just rung.
We went into the classroom and Mr. Steltnam stood at the board. He was about to teach one of his favourite lessons: Fractions.
Plenty of kids filed into the room. They took their seats. Lidia and I sat together.
“Hello, class, I was supposed to teach you kids calculus but I think we should learn fractions.Calculus seems to be a little tricky for Grade 5, but I’m absolutely sure that you can learn it by the end of the year. Please take a Chromebook each and search up Prodigy.”
We spent the rest of class laughing and having fun playing this fun game called Prodigy and another game called MPower.
After school was over we went to my house and had some fun with water guns, spraying each other and laughing.
Half an hour later, they all left and I ate dinner with my parents. I’m a vegetarian so we just had pasta with this delicious milk sauce that my mom makes. Peach juice was added to the mix and we all ate together.
After I went to bed and fell asleep.
And today is my third day of school and I’m super excited.

Sincerely,
Lilli Lilyflower Rose

#whatsupmypeeps
4/10/2018 03:03:05 pm

Why don't you just type up your story on a doc, make changes, then when you think it is finally done, then make a comment by cpying and pasting instead of making a hundred comments with good and bad copies.

Adogoithi
4/11/2018 08:35:03 am

Because, Ju-Ju, I like when I write it and then I'm like...no i can do it better

Olivia And The Big Problem!
4/7/2018 03:36:14 pm

Hello fellow friends of Juliet!
I am here today at the Bright Field Stables.
" Beet Oh Beet Oh! Beet Oh Beet Oh!"
I got to take this sorry one minute.....

"Hello?" "Olivia speaking...." "Oh hi!" "Yeah, yeah." "I would love to! Ok what time?" "2?" "Ok!" "Yeah I have got it written down on my calendar." "Ok! Perfect!" "Yeah I am writing this all down." "Ok Bye bye!"
Ok guys so that was Jades mom, she is one of my moms, friends, son. Anyways...I am going to her house to babysit Jade! Oh this is going to be so fun! Ok be back in a moment! Got to have dinner.

Half an hour later........

That was good! "Beet Oh Beet Oh! Beet Oh Beet Oh!"
Oh it's my phone one minute! Oh No! NO THIS IS HORRIBLE!
I have my trick riding show on the same day of my babysitting day with Jade! NO! I have to go over there by 2pm. Ok, hold on let me check the time....Ok I guess this is better, it's at 3pm at Birch Heart Stables. I got to think of something! Maybe I can babysit Jade then..Take him to my show! It would be a good experience for him. Ok I guess that could work?
See you in the morning! Night! Night!

Ahhh...Morning? I am so tired! HOOO! My show I got to get my costume! Shoot! '
Ok, minute.......
Ok, ok I am here and my dress fits and it's all fine. Now I have to decide what to do in my hair? Should I do a...1. French Braid
2. Fish Tail
3. Normal Braid
I think I am going to go with a fish tail! I nice and low fish tail.
Ok it is 1:30pm (almost time to go)
Just 30 more minutes.....
Ding, Dong, Ding, Dong. Ok guys here we are at Jades house. (cross my fingers)
Hello Olivia! Hello! How are you? I am so good and so is Jade! Come in! Jade I don't know if you remember this is Olivia. Say hi, hi? Ok well I got to run. You two have fun! Bye! Bye! \
So are here to take care of me?
Yes I am!
Well I don't need babysitting, so... Bye!
Jade wait!
NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS!
What if I took you to a trick riding show. It's where you are galloping on a horse but doing tricks lie handstands. You could watch me fall off?
Ok, ok fine. I will go to your trick riding lesson.Yes! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
Don't push it!

1 hour later...

Ok Jade I want you to stay right there and watch me "fall off"
Ok?
Next Up Is.....Olivia BrightField...Riding....Venus!
Come On Venus! KU !KU! KU! KU! KU! KU! KU!
WOW! I never knew that trick riding was so COOL!
And she has an amazing run on Venus! Jade!
I'm Here! Wasn't that cool!?
I guess (he's probably thinking totally!) You didn't fall off!
Oh I knew I wouldn't, that was just to get you out of the house!

Ok the result are in and the winners are.....
Ally Santony Chaplin
and finally.......
OLIVIA BRIGHTFIELD ON VENUS!
Amazing runs we have Ally Stantony at 2nd place and....Olivia BrightField at first place!
Amazing runs from these 2 girls!
You did it Olivia! I did!


Well guys, this is my day. Hope you enjoyed!

Sincerely,
Olivia BrightField!

Tony
4/8/2018 09:07:28 am

At last, I've gotten a new laptop...
...Or discovered one anyways.

I don't know who to return this to but for now I'm using it to continue my story. I'm on my way to school at this very moment. I've taken a break and sat down in the school's forest to write all of this. I'll check back in when I can.

Alright, all we really did today wasn't that much fun except for one thing, I have a new friend and his name is Del! I'll give the laptop to Del.

hi my name is del

Del is the kid I made laugh yesterday, he's a really cool guy. Del's wearing crocs today and that's why I'm holding my breath (because of the stench). He really likes talking about himself but I don't mind, I just like talking to other people who talk a lot and rarely use commas and keep their sentences for way too long and usually don't care about grammar whereas instead they just say what's on their mind. Del is similar to me in a way, if you haven't noticed. Okay, I'm ending it here, for now that is. I'll see you all later! Bye!

Oh my good-gosh guys, me and Del have been looking through the laptop and found that it belongs to a student in our class! Me and Del are going to give it back to them now. The student's name, I don't know... But this may be the last time I'll be able to write to you guys so I guess this is goodbye.

Jades Trip
4/8/2018 04:51:02 pm

Jades trip to muskoka with Callum

Ring ring ring Oh wait a second let me pick up my phone. “Hello” “oh hey Callum” “you want to go to muskoka for 2 weeks” “OK” “is your mom OK with it” “OK” “I will ask my mom”.

A few moments later.

“Ya she’s good with it” “so when do you want to go” “two weeks” Ya I’m free”. “OK see in two weeks” “bye”.

Two weeks later

Text
Callum
Hey want to come over about know.
Jade

Sure I will be there in 5. I also packed my bag all ready

Callum
K see you soon
Jade
Bye


“K so we will be leaving I’m 28 mins probably” “ok I’m SOO exited. So what do you want to do there” “I don’t know there’s lots of things” “Ok maybe we can look at some fun things to do there in the car” “Ok”

Then We started driving we got in the car and packed our backs in the car. Then we hopped in the backseat and Callum’s mom and dad were in the front seat driving.

The whole car ride we basically on our phones the whole time, Lisend to the raider and we also looked at some things that we could do there we found it we can go zip lining in, rock climbing, canoeing, surfing, wake boarding and hunting.

Crshshshs

The car stopped in our cottages drive way and Callum was still asleep I nudged him a little bit to see if your make up and then he didn’t so I yelled his name anything I say what I said we’re here. Then we got up and grab dad’s bags we were at Callum‘s cottage that he was renting out.

He gave me a quick tour and the place was really big and had amazing view on to the lake where he had a dock, floating water trampoline and a boat.

Then we unpack your bags and picked a room that we wanted to stay in for the next two weeks. We got easily settled in and had a late dinner and then went to bed.

The next morning we planned to do a lot of stuff the first thing we did was got a bathing suits on and went down the steps to the dock we got on the boat and I learned how to wakeboard a little bit but couldn’t really stand up. Then Callum tried surfing and also couldn’t stand up but did it on his knees.

After we were cold and wet from wake boarding and surfing so we got a towel and curled up in the boat and we got to boat Around and get to know the lake more. Then we parked at a gas station for your boat and as they’re filling it up there was a candy store next to it so me and Callum hopped out and Callum’s parents got some candy for us which we ate in the boat after it was done being filled up with gas.

We were driving back and Callum was leaning over to touch the water and he dipped his hand into far and by accidentally flipped over into the water and the second that it happened I started calling his parents and saying Callum fell in the water Calen fell in the water then they stop the boat quickly grabbed the wake boarding rope and threw it in the water then Callum‘s head Came up out of the water and he was OK he grabbed onto the rope and we pulled him into the boat and he was soaking wet so we had to drive back home and get a new change of clothes for him.

By the time it was dinner so Callum‘s mom prepare dinner well me Callum and his dad watch a really cool movie about underwater creatures.

It was a few days later and tell his mom brought us to a place where they had like a jungle gym in the trees and you had harnesses tied to a rope above you on you and you got to climb and jump across these ropes. We soon got there and got harnessed up. We walked up the stairs to the ropes and when we got there it was so cool and height I was very scared but it was much more scarier for callum because he was afraid of heights then ahead of us there was a teenager not wearing his harness going across the ropes high up in the trees the people below was freaking out and telling the leaders then he slipped on one of the ropes and fell to the ground people were screaming and running towards him as he was just laying there. Callum’s mom and dad were very worried and we are all looking down at him.A few minutes later everybody had to come down from the trees and the ambulance came and picked the guy up and I don’t think he survived but you never know.

It was a week later and me and Callum had already done a whole much of fun things we didn’t go zip lining but we went canoeing and rock climbing and it was so fun. And also my canoe flipped over.

And all the other days we pretty much woke up every morning and went down to the lake and

cado
4/17/2018 11:08:23 am

The following story means no harm to any other characters

Hey its me again, Penny or if you will, Perfect Penny.My Bff Jessica always calls me that. BTWs she's my only Bff. All of the other kids are complete losers. Like Jake, pizza? Ughh, I profure strawberry cupcakes with sprinkles and with a cherry on top ( by the way, when I told you I was vegan I lide I just thought it sounded good.) Or Lily she HATES the colour pink, and Lidia she likes the colour green who likes the colour green? horrible such an under dog. I don't think anyone likes her. Jess told me she saw a little boy talking to her and the worst part is Jess always tells the truth. Jessica and I have been friends since I was a cute little baby (I still am cute,) and are sworn to do everything together. We even made a hand shake! It's like the best handshake ever!! But there's a girl across the street who just moved in, I would hang out with her but she wears shirts and pants that don't even match!And she called me adorable, I screamed so hard my throught is still recovering, she smiled then left, uhhhh!! And she is so annoying!!Jess agrees with me. I don't know how I feel about her. I hope she's not one of those girls who steals my best friend but still I know my bestie Jessica will never leave me behind, like duh!! Alright anyway tonight me and Jessica are going shopping and we are going to get matching outfits and it's going to be so adorable!! A couple days ago a boy in my class called me dumb! And I said back, well have you ever heard of the expression “cute girls dumb girls”? I said reading off a sheet of paper, proud.I thought it was a good come back But Maybe I shouldn’t of said it three days later.I think he said the same thing to Jess but she seemed fine with it. I think she has a crush on him, because all she said back was “heeheehee.” no offence jess but my laugh is way cuter. Hahahahaha awww!! Yup totally better!!

The ultimate story teller
4/8/2018 07:29:49 pm

Hi, our names are Jeffy, Liam and Sukhoi Superjet 100. It is Liam’s turn to host a playdate and we have gathered at his house. Today we will be… “Hmm? What’s that noise?” said Liam.
“Dopededopededopededo!”
“Mom, can you please stop singing that song of yours,” begged Liam.
“Ok honey. I will NEVER stop singing this song!!! Mwahahahahahahahaha!!! I am the most the most evil person in the universe!”
“Anyway,” said Jeffy. “Today we will be going to Bikini bottom where Spongebob lives. We want find the Dominus Venari. It is the rarest hat in the world. Whoever puts on the hat gets showered with gold coins. But you have to be careful when you put it on. One wrong move and you get squashed by Dogos. Goodbye mommy and daddy. FOREVER!!!! JK lol. Ok, guys, whose aircraft will we be using to fly over to Bikini Bottom? Mine, B-52, Sukhoi Super jet 100’s concrete block or yours, Liam, Sleigh?”
“Ugh, ugh, ugh…” pondered Sukhoi Superjet 100 and Liam. “Let’s just play Chicken cow pig shoot.”
After 9999999999999999999 eternities we finally decide which aircraft we are using. Drum roll, please. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itAOGRiYRLI]. Concrete Block. “YAY!!!” screams Sukhoi Superjet 100.
“Where will we start looking for the hat?” asked Sukhoi Superjet 100.
“At the Krusty Crab. We need to eat first. But be careful, Sukhoi Superjet 100. If you don’t skim the rooftops and smash into the Krusty Crab, Liam and I will tell everybody at school that you still have to get potty trained and get your bum bum wiped by your family.”
“Ok, guys,” uttered Sukhoi Superjet 100. “Now it’s time to fly, I mean dive!!!!” as he hopped into the pilot seat.

(A few hours later). “Finally, we are in Bikini Bottom. Sukhoi Superjet 100, don’t forget to skim the roof tops and smash into the Krusty Crab!” reminded Jeffy.
“Max throttle, nose pointing down, wings ripped off, cargo door open. Ok, all check.” (Swoosh!) “Ok, skimmed the roof tops, now it is time to smash into the Krusty Crab” (Eooooooooooooooo. Boooommmm.) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEqAiVxcc4o]
“Perfect landing! Oh ya, baby!” “Dude, that was awesome!” screamed Liam.
“Thanks,” replied Sukhoi Superjet 100.


“Wait guys, let’s prank Mr. Crabs,” suggested Jeffy. “I’ll mess around with the thermostat and when Mr. Crabs comes out of his office he will freeze because I changed the temperature to -273.15 C.”
“Wait,” said Liam, “That’s the same temperature as 0 degrees Kelvin.”
“Oh,” responded Jeffy. ”I never knew that. OK, whatever, time to change it!” (Twiiiist!)
“AH! It’s so cold in here!” shivered Sukhoi Superjet 100 and Liam.
“That’s the point,” replied Jeffy. “Now let’s wait.”

(A few minutes later) “Who touched me thermostat!!!!?” [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIGmi8cnHa8]
“Ugh, not me,” said Jeffy.
“Not me,” muttered Liam.
“And of course not me!!” yelled out Sukhoi Superjet 100. “Mr. Crabs. I think that Plankton might have touched it.”
“Oh that scallywag! AHHHH!!! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0Bxvu4C6ik] I will get you Plankton!!!!”
“Wait!” shouted Liam. “Do you have any idea where the Dominus Venari is?”
“Yes, I do. I will give you a clue where it is. What you’re looking for is in a tower. Not so small not so large. Made out of concrete with a face. Who’s living in it is a big disgrace.”
“Ok then,” replied the boys.
“Now get out of me Krusty Crab!!
“Ok, Ok.”
“Guys, do you have any idea where that place is?” enquired Jeffy. “What you’re looking for is in a tower. Not so small not so large. Made out of concrete with a face. Who’s living in it is a big disgrace,” he repeated the riddle.
“Ok, what’s this? A pineapple? It’s tall but it’s not made out of concrete” said Liam as they were wondering among houses trying to find the one matching the description in the riddle.
“Now this is a rock. Make out of concrete, I think, but is not tall,” said Jeffy.
“Now this one?” suggested Sukhoi Superjet 100. “It’s tall, made out of concrete and has a face. Wait! That might be the house!”
“Ok, let’s ring the bell!” yelled out Jeffy. “Ding, Dong!”
“What are you losers doing here?! Get out!” Someone opened the door.,
“Yup, that’s the one that were looking for,” whispered Sukhoi Superjet 100. “Wait. Mr. Crabs sent us here.”
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The ultimate storyteller
4/8/2018 07:31:35 pm

“Yup, that’s the one that were looking for,” whispered Sukhoi Superjet 100. “Wait. Mr. Crabs sent us here.”
“For what, idiots!”
“For another clue for the Dominus Venari.”
“Oh, OK.”
“But first, what’s your name?” asked Jeffy.
“Squidward.”
“Ok, now tell us the next cl.”
“First I have to give you something,” interrupted Squidward. He pulled out a map.
“Hmm…” mumbled the kids.
“Now is the time for your second clue! The map you have will guide your way, but if fail it, your lives will go away.”
“Thanks Squidward! Now guys, we have to trust the map because if we don’t, we all die!” screamed Jeffy.
“Wait, guys,” announced Liam. “I see an arrow pointing to… that house! Wait, that’s the pineapple that we went by.”
“What? Where?” yelled Jeffy and Sukhoi Superjet 100.
“Here!”
“Dude, where? We can’t see anything on it.”
“Weird. Let me hold the map and I’ll lead you.”

Huff, Puff. Huff, Puff. We finally made it. Time to ring the bell! “Ding Dong!” (Skreeeech)
“Hi I’m Spongebob, nice to meet you!”
“We came here for the third clue.”
“What clue?” replied Spongebob.
“To find the Dominus Venari.”
“Oh. Ok, take this.”
“What?! A lock pick? What for?”
“Trust me, you’ll need it. Now it’s time for the third clue.”
“Wait! I have to ask you something,” Jeffy interrupted Spongebob. “How many clues are there?”
“5 clues,” replied Spongebob. “Ok, now the third clue. Go to a dome and there you’ll find a star with no mind. He will help you with your quest by telling you to open the chest.”
“Ok, thanks,” said Liam. “Now let’s go, guys, to find that place. Let’s give the lock pick to Sukhoi Superjet 100 since he is the only one who is good at picking locks.”
“Thanks guys!” exclaimed Sukhoi Superjet 100. “We need a dome shaped structure.”
“Found it!” yelled out Sukhoi Superjet 100. “Knock, Knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Jeffy, Liam and Sukhoi Superjet 100!”
“Ok, opening up for you guys,” said the voice.
“Yup, this is definitely the right place because the third clue said “Star” and this guy is a star,” pointed out Jeffy.
“What can I help you with?” enquired the star fish.
“What’s your name?”
“Patrick!!! The best of the best!!”
“Ok then…” murmured Jeffy. “We are here for the fourth clue to locate the Dominus Venari.”
“Come inside first!” said Patrick.
We all jumped inside and saw a chest. “That’s the chest that we need! Now unlock it, Sukhoi Superjet 100!”
“OK! Come on… Come on and… SNAP! Unlocked it!”
“What’s inside?” asked Patrick, Jeffy and Liam.
“It looks like there is a slingshot.”
“Seriously, how is a slingshot going to help us?!” angrily exclaimed Liam.
“Somehow,” replied Patrick. “Now it is time for the fourth clue. Go to a glass dome with a tree. Nuts on the tree you will see. Shoot one special nut and you will find an important one of a kind.”
“Thanks” said Jeffy, Liam and Sukhoi Superjet 100 simultaneously. “Bye Patrick!!!”
“Now we have to find a glass dome with a tree full of nuts.”
“Guys wait!” shouted out Liam. “Remember how I can read the map and you can’t.”
“Ya” said Jeffy and Sukhoi Superjet 100.
“I can lead you guys to that glass dome! Follow my lead!”

We finally arrived at the glass dome. “Knock, Knock!”
“Hello friends. My name is Sandy! Come on in!”
“Thanks. We need to shoot this slingshot at your nuts and find the one that has something important in it.”
“Ok,” replied Sandy.
“Sukhoi Superjet 100, you do it because you have a really good aim,” commanded Jeffy. “Steady, Steady. Fire!”
Sukhoi Superjet 100 fired an atomic bomb at a nut. BOOOOOOM!!!! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-22tna7KHzI] The whole tree exploded in to flames. After a little while there was nothing left of the tree.
“Guys, now we have to look for the special nut!” shouted Jeffy.
“Ugh, Ugh… Nope, not this one. Not this one. And not this one.”
“Guys!” yelled out Jeffy.
“What!?
“I think I found it!”
“What is that special thing inside?”
“It’s a golden drill, encrusted with diamonds and rubies.”
“Well, of course, it’s

The ultimate storyteller
4/8/2018 07:32:35 pm

“It’s a golden drill, encrusted with diamonds and rubies.”
“Well, of course, it’s a one of a kind!” yelled out Liam. “It’s made of gold and covered in diamonds and rubies!”
“Good job fellows!” said Sandy. “Now, I can tell you the final clue to locate the Dominus Venari!”
“Were ready!” replied Jeffy, Liam and Sukhoi Superjet 100 at the same time.
“The item you found can lead you underground. Only one person can use it, the others will lose it!” “Thanks Sandy.”
“No problem.”
“This is very important,” replied Jeffy. “Only one person can use it. If others use it, they somehow lose it.”
“Probably, it flies away!” laughed Liam.
“I just realized, you guys already helped us with the quest,” said Jeffy. “Liam, you can read the map! Sukhoi Superjet 100, you unlocked the chest for us! But I didn’t do anything! So that means I should have the drill.”
“Wish you luck, hopefully it doesn’t fly away!” uttered Liam and Sukhoi Superjet 100.
“Here goes nothing. Three, two, one! OMG, it actually worked. It did not disappear. Now, where do I drill?”
“I see an X in the ground, so probably here” pointed Sukhoi Superjet 100.
“BRRRRRRRRRRR” [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDXocAi0_pY] goes the drill. “THUD”
“We are here, guys!” yelled out Jeffy.
“That is a loooooong tunnel” pronounced Liam.
“To where?”
“To the Dominus, you see it?”
“Oh ok. Wait, guys,” Jeffy stopped the others. “There will be traps here.”
“Oh yaaaa, of course they will be,” replied Liam and Sukhoi Superjet 100. “We have to be extra careful here. Ok, let’s go.”
Jeffy, Liam and Sukhoi Superjet 100 all have MLG no scope skill so they all get passed the traps.
“That was easy!” joyfully commented Jeffy.
“Now, who will snatch the Dominus Venari?” Liam posed the question.
“I will,” answered Jeffy. ” 3, 2, 1. SNATCH!” “Go, go, go, run as fast as possible.”
They all escaped the underwater underground but then the military, SWAT and cops started chasing after them.
“Get in the concrete block, NOW!!!” screamed Jeffy.
“FLICK, FLICK!” All engines on! Climbing, climbing!
“Sukhoi Superjet 100, come on, go faster! Wait, remember if you put the hat on the wrong way, dogos will crush you. Liam, throw this at the military, Swat and cops!” screamed Jeffy.
“Come, on, easy does it, easy does it,” mumbled Liam as he was aiming to throw the hat. CHUCK! The hat landed in front of the military commander. He gave the sign for of the forces to stop. “Hmm… Let’s put it on,” said the commander, not knowing what could happen if the hat is put in the wrong way. “OMG LOL! Dogos are crushing all of them. HAHAHAHA!”

Finally we are out of the ocean. “Guys, we should return for the Dominus Venari,” mentioned Jeffy. “It is right here,” replied Liam. “Apparently, it comes back to the people who solved all the riddles and found the hat.”
“Thank God, we didn’t lose it. Now let’s put it on. Omg, gold coins are actually raining on me!” screamed Jeffy.
“Now it’s my turn,” Liam took the hat. “Wow, I am soooo rich! Finally after all those years I’m rich!”
“My turn”, said Sukhoi Superjet 100.
Flick! Auto pilot on. Plop! “WOW, just wow. I love it. Now time to land. Landing gears, Flaps. Touchdown!”
“We made it!” screamed Jeffy, Liam and Sukhoi Superjet 100, as they landed at Liam’s place.
“Let show this to my mommy and daddy!”
“Mommy, daddy, look!” happily said Liam.
“Good job, honey!” replied his mom and dad in astonishment. “Guys let’s go to sleep, that was a long day,” suggested Jeffy. “Ya, let’s go” replied Liam and Sukhoi Superjet 100. But little did they know… Maria and the Evil Art teacher were coming…

THE END

Alex Yuan
4/9/2018 05:53:58 am

Yo what up wassup, it’s yo boi Sukhoi. That probably sucked but I don’t really care so um, this is the story of me meeting Jeffy.

“La da da, la da dee, la da doo.” I said as I walked down the street. I was walking to Schipol Airport as usual and I saw a massive B-52 bomber on the taxiway. I somehow jumped the barbed fence without even skimming those stabby thingys. I saw someone with a shirt that said, “jeffy” on it. Some random person came out and started cussing at me for no reason. Like come on, how rude have people become. Anyways, I thought that I saw this person before and I realized that this person was Jeffy! I walked up to him and said, “you know that thing you wrote that you read to your class", “yeah” he replied. I told him that I had some criticism for him, “so I’ve got some criticism for ya” I said. He replied, “Okay, what do you have for me”. I then said, “Okay so you said that master caution went off. First of all, master caution won’t sound if that were to happen. Second of all master caution doesn’t make a sound. I’m pretty sure only master warning makes a sound.” “Okay yeah, yeah, whatever.” He replied. I responded by saying, “How in the world did you land a B-52 at Schipol airport.” “Well it’s simple, Mister um, Sukhoi?” He replied. I cannot believe that people do not know my name, it says right on my name tag. Well on with the story, Jeffy says, “Okay well I just used a ufo to carry it here.” Well um, it’s kinda sinking into the taxiway because it’s too heavy.” I said. Jeffy just dismissed it and we went walking. I said to him, “If you’re an experienced pilot like me then you will know that you shouldn’t freak out about master caution. What you should worry about is here on my laptop at this link
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/r1x-LdmxLqE/maxresdefault.jpg.” He then replied, “like that’s gonna ever happen to me.” Well at that point I got bored and when he wasn’t looking, I hopped onto a small jet. He somehow noticed and started chasing after me in his B-52 bomber. I then remembered that the X-15 was right beside me(this was before it had crashed). I opened the window and jumped out onto the X-15, broke in, and started flying it. We were in a hot pursuit until I got to max speed and I outran him by miles. I really just sat there for some time until the fuel ran out and I ejected. Then on my portable radio, Jeffy said, “boi, you are such an idiot.” Which I immediately said, “wow wow wow wow wow, you will not say the i-word on my watch.” Then he just hung up and I never saw him ever again. A few months later he called me and said, “I did not say any swear word, and my B-52 crashed. It crashed because the engines overheated.” I then said to him, "Okay so that friend of yours, Liam. So um, there was the part where we were flying the plane in that story and I have a list of things I need to criticize:
1. Didn't even mention touching the throttle control.
2. Didn't mention setting up the auto pilot
3. Lot's of stuff in the landing procedure were just not mentioned like the brakes and the thrust reversers."
Then Liam came on the phone and said, "Okay, whatever."

That was the end of that story.

Alex Y
4/9/2018 04:42:28 pm

Bad Copy.

Lidia (Romina)
4/9/2018 02:58:08 pm

Yesterday was a very crazy day. I met a nice girl from Japan named Lily the other day, turns out we have a lot in common! It’s the third day of grade 5 at Newberry Middle School and I’m unexpectedly excited. I change into my favourite colour, yellow dress with cute shoes. I rush downstairs and quickly eat my bowl of cereal. It’s finally time to go to school I hold on to my backpack and make sure my lunch is in there and hop into my car. The car ride felt like forever, I couldn’t wait to get into my classroom. I meet up with Lily at the front and she brought a couple of her friends, Jeffy and some other boys and we all go in together. It felt so nice to sit down. The announcements start and then I hear this
“If anyone would like to join lunch monitoring come to the office after announcements”
I stare at Lily and then she nods at me. After they finish speaking we walk to the office. We whisper to each other about things like
“Which grade should we do?”
“Which Class?”
We each get told we have to pick someone to do it with so Lily and I immediately pair up. We get handed a sheet of information and we read over it.
“ Mr. Finch’s class
Room: 145
Grade: 4”
We both can’t wait until lunchtime, but we still have to do some work. We do a couple of sheets of long division and multiplication questions. Sooner than ever the lunchtime bell rings.
“Yay!” I exclaim
We both get our lunches and go to Mr.Finch’s class, just a couple classes away. For some reason we both thought lunch monitoring would be easy, big MISTAKE. We both came very excited and set our lunches down on a small table. We introduced ourselves to the kids and a kid called out
“Your one grade older than us, you can’t boss us around!”
We both ignored him. Everyone started to eat quietly until that kid from earlier, Alexander said it again. Before we knew it he got the whole class saying it.
“But your one grade older than us!” the majority of the class said.
We tried the clapping strategy and only one kid followed. We tried all the other ones until a kid stood up and told everyone to be quiet. The class was silent and I know I shouldn’t pick favourites but I like that boy. We had a couple of problems like, kids went to the “bathroom” together but they just went to talk. Or that people were being discluded out of made up clubs. We solved those problems but the biggest of all was getting them lined up.
“Okay guys pack your lunches and get into a STRAIGHT line” I said
They all got their lunches packed up fine but all the children lined up either next to their friends or with a distracting toy in their hand. It was a very big blob of fourth graders. Lily found a tambourine and it worked better than anything to get them to look at us.
There was flying soccer balls and missing sweaters all over the floor. Together as a team we got them into a quiet and vertical line. The bell rang and they ran out.
“That was harder than I thought.” We said at the exact same time as the last kid exited the room.
What I like about this is that it’s a challenge and you have to work together as a team.
“Want to do this tomorrow?”

Adogoithi
4/11/2018 07:22:06 am

*sniff, sniff* You spelt my name wrong....it's LILLI

Alex Y Good Copy
4/9/2018 04:41:52 pm

Yo what up wassup, it’s yo boi Sukhoi. That probably sucked but I don’t really care so um, this is the story of me meeting Jeffy.

“La da da, la da dee, la da doo.” I said as I walked down the street. I was walking to Schipol Airport as usual and I saw a massive B-52 bomber on the taxiway. I somehow jumped the barbed fence without even skimming those stabby thingys. I saw someone with a shirt that said, “jeffy” on it. Some random person came out and started cussing at me for no reason. Like come on, how rude have people become. Anyways, I thought that I saw this person before and I realized that this person was Jeffy! I walked up to him and said, “you know that thing you wrote that you read to your class", “yeah” he replied. I told him that I had some criticism for him, “so I’ve got some criticism for ya” I said. He replied, “Okay, what do you have for me”. I then said, “Okay so you said that master caution went off. First of all, master caution won’t sound if that were to happen. Second of all master caution doesn’t make a sound. I’m pretty sure only master warning makes a sound.” “Okay yeah, yeah, whatever.” He replied. I responded by saying, “How in the world did you land a B-52 at Schipol airport.” “Well it’s simple, Mister um, Sukhoi?” He replied. I cannot believe that people do not know my name, it says right on my name tag. Well on with the story, Jeffy says, “Okay well I just used a ufo to carry it here.” Well um, it’s kinda sinking into the taxiway because it’s too heavy.” I said. Jeffy just dismissed it and we went walking. I said to him, “If you’re an experienced pilot like me then you will know that you shouldn’t freak out about master caution. What you should worry about is here on my laptop at this link
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/r1x-LdmxLqE/maxresdefault.jpg.” He then replied, “like that’s gonna ever happen to me.” Well at that point I got bored and when he wasn’t looking, I hopped onto a small jet. He somehow noticed and started chasing after me in his B-52 bomber. I then remembered that the X-15 was right beside me(this was before it had crashed). I opened the window and jumped out onto the X-15, broke in, and started flying it. I then got a call from my girlfriend and she yelled, "I JUST HEARD THAT YOU WERE SKIMMING ROOFTOPS AGAIN, I AM SO TIRED OF GETTING THESE CALL FROM THE POLICE, I'M BREAKING UP WITH YOU. "But oh wait no I've always hated you so go ahead." I said. I then hung up . Back to me and Jeffy, We were in a hot pursuit until I got to max speed and I outran him by miles. I really just sat there for some time until the fuel ran out and I ejected and somehow flew right into a boeing 747's window and ended up inside the first officer's seat. I then heard an alarm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CX_79QrROrg
I decided not to go around and just landed. When we hit the runway we skidded to the right and crashed right into the ocean. I used by jetpack to get out of there. I flew on my jetpack which works like a plane so I need to land it like a plane. I got close to the ground and I heard this alarmhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFxJcQiaZ-o&t=6s. Turns out I was flying on my side and I ejected right before it crashed. Then on my portable radio, Jeffy said, “boi, you are such an idiot.” Which I immediately said, “wow wow wow wow wow, you will not say the i-word on my watch.” Then he just hung up and I never saw him ever again. A few months later he called me and said, “I did not say any swear word, and my B-52 crashed. It crashed because the engines overheated.” I then said to him, "Okay so that friend of yours, Liam. So um, there was the part where we were flying the plane in that story and I have a list of things I need to criticize:
1. Didn't even mention touching the throttle control.
2. Didn't mention setting up the auto pilot
3. Lot's of stuff in the landing procedure were just not mentioned like the brakes and the thrust reversers."
Then Liam came on the phone and said, "Okay, whatever."

That was the end of that story.

Cado
4/9/2018 04:58:31 pm

The following story means no harm to any other characters

Hey its me again, Penny or if you will, Perfect Penny.My Bff Jessica always calls me that. BTWs she's my only Bff. All of the other kids are complete losers. Like Jake, pizza? Ughh, I profure strawberry cupcakes with sprinkles and with a cherry on top ( by the way, when I told you I was vegan I lide I just thought it sounded good.) Or Lily she HATES the colour pink, and Lidia she likes the colour green who likes the colour green? horrible such an under dog. I don't think anyone likes her. Jess told me she saw a little boy talking to her and the worst part is Jess always tells the truth. Jessica and I have been friends since I was a cute little baby (I still am cute,) and are sworn to do everything together. We even made a hand shake! It's like the best handshake ever!! But there's a girl across the street who just moved in, I would hang out with her but she wears shirts and pants that don't even match! And she is so annoying!!Jess agrees with me. I don't know how I feel about her. I hope she's not one of those girls who steals my best friend but still I know my bestie Jessica will never leave me behind, like duh!! Alright anyway tonight me and Jessica are going shopping and we are going to get matching outfits and it's going to be so adorable!! A couple days ago a boy in my class called me dumb! And I said back, well have you ever heard of the expression “cute girls dumb girls”? I said reading off a sheet of paper, proud.I thought it was a good come back But Maybe I shouldn’t of said it three days later.I think he said the same thing to Jess but she seemed fine with it. I think she has a crush on him, because all she said back was “heeheehee.” no offence jess but my laugh is way cuter. Hahahahaha awww!! Yup totally better!!

cado
4/9/2018 04:59:53 pm

bad copy

cado
4/17/2018 11:00:07 am

never mind Its all good

Sopias new freind
4/10/2018 02:31:12 pm

Hi my name is Sophia if you forgot. So do you guys remember my first day of school well I forgot to say this but when I was in science class I saw this girl and there was something very weird about her and there was something in her pocket it looked very weird and dangerous. Some things that I noticed well I was in class was when we were watching the news report for some reason but then the girl asked the teacher if she could go to the washroom the teacher said yes but the girl never came back. A few minutes later we were still watching the news (for some reason) there was a breaking news alert and the news guy said that there were robbers at this school called John.T.Tuck do not ask me why robbers were robing a school. The weirdest part was that the news guy said that some 11 year old girl named Megan stopped the robbers from robing the school ''I new there was something weird about her'' I shouted to the class my teacher immediately told me to sit down and stop calling out. The next day at school we had science class in the morning I really wanted to ask Megan how she became a spy so I did I went up to her and asked how she became a spy she just said that her parents were spy's and her parents wanted her to be a spy. Me and her talked for a little bit at break at the end of break she asked me if I wanted to have a play-date I said sure but it will have to be at your house because my parent divorced and my mom has a lot on her hands right now ''ok that is fine with me and I am sorry about your parents''. After school me and Megan walked to her house when we got there we had a snack and then we went up to her room to do a drawing contest. A couple minutes later her mom came up to her and said that she had to go out for a couple minutes ''ok mom we will be her waiting for you''. SLAM the door slammed as Megan's mom left the house. As me and Megan were drawing we heard someone knock on the door so we went down stairs to get the door we opened the door and saw and tall man dressed in black he looked very creepy Megan asked the man what he needed he did not say anything he just walked in the house. Megan told the man to get out but the man got out a brown bag and he was trying to catch us. Megan told me to go get her gadget called the 5s41x3 I ran up stairs to get the gadget when I got down stairs Megan was stuck in the bag I hit the man with the gadget and he disappeared the bag dropped on the floor and I got Megan out of the bag once I got her out of the bag she said that I could be a great spy ''Thanks'' I said. Me and Megan could be a very good spy team. Maybe I will be a spy some day.

booboo
4/10/2018 02:57:42 pm

hey it's sparkle bum here again and i forgot to tell you but when I got scared by the mice i peed on there nice new hardwood floor so they put me up for adoption. a few days later Jeffy came along he walked up to me and said hey chicken, chicken, chicken, what is this person i thought to my self people do not know what CAT's are. Jeffy went over to my boys parents and said "well, will take the dog" "WHAT" i thought "this is outrageous now i'm a dog?" "what is this baloney?!"
then my boy piked me up and put me in my cat crate then they handed it to Jeffy. it was a long car ride to the big building but when we got there I realized that Jeffy was no longer in the car we went into the house and I heard a loud crash Jeffy had flown one of those weird hovering devises right into the house wall. but after all there was my food bowl i the corner over flowing with food so who was i to not like but I still don't like being called a chicken or a dog!

#whatsupmypeeps
4/10/2018 03:00:13 pm

“Hey, I am so psyched for the math contest coming up!” beamed Marie as she walked up to her locker.
“Me too!” replied Alicia. The two girls had just started the new year of grade five. It was January 6th and that meant the annual math contest would take place in 2 days.
“I hope I practiced enough.” said Marie.
“You’ll do fine.” reassured Alicia.

And before they new it, they were on a bus to Newberry School.
“It’s finally time for the contest!” squealed Alicia.
Everyone on the math team had come. Everyone stepped off the bus and were escorted to a prep room. People practiced last minute while others checked out the other schools teams. Marie and Alicia went to see the Newberry team. They saw Lidia, the girl who would beat them every year.
“This year I am going to bring Team Newberry down,” said Marie determinedly.
“Could all teams please report to the gymnasium, the contest is about to begin,” said the announcer over the intercom.
“We’d better get going,” said Alicia. The team headed out of the room and into the gymnasium. The teams all stepped onto the huge stage and took their places at their tables. The teams names were on different tables. Buzzers were resting in front of them.
“The first question is,” announced the man at the front. “What is 12 time 4?”
Beep! “Team Newberry.”
“48!” exclaimed Lidia.
“Correct!”
“What? We totally hit the buzzer before them,” whispered Marie to Alicia next to her.
“Next question, how many pairs of parallel lines are on a square?”
Beep! Alicia smacked her palm down hard on the buzzer.
“Team Newberry.”
“2,” said Lidia. This time her face looked a little different. She looked confused.
“Uhhh, what just happened?” asked Alicia.
“I don’t know,” replied Marie. Everyone looked confused.

At the end of the 1st half, the teams are allowed to have a break.
“Hey, do you know what happened out there?” asked a girl behind Marie and Alicia. It was Lidia.
“Yeah. I was totally confused,” said Alicia.
“I think we should talk to the man,” said Marie. “He never did tell us his name. It was weird.”
“Let’s go,” said Lidia.
The girls headed towards the stage where the man was talking with someone.
“Excuse me sir, we wanted to ask you a few questions,” said Alicia.
“Yes,” said the man turning around.
“We were wondering why you thought Team Newberry hit the buzzer first on that second question, and a few other questions,” said Marie.
“Because Team Newberry did hit the buzzer first,” replied the man.
“But I hit it a few seconds after Alicia hit her buzzer,” said Lidia.
“Lidia! You should be thankful to me, I helped you guys win the last few contests.” The man immediately covered his mouth with his hand.
“So you’ve been making our team win by making us always seem to hit the buzzer first so we can answer,” said Lidia. “Why?”
“Hi daddy!” siad a girl coming up onto the stage. The girls all turned around.
“Melissa, this is your dad?” asked Lidia.
“I know who she is, she is one of your teammates Lidia,” said Alicia.
“Now you know why,” said Alicia turning around to face the man. “Because you wanted your little girl to win no matter what. What a great dad! NOT!”
Melissa looked embarrassed, she turned around and ran out the door.
“Smart girl, why don’t you follow her...and never come back!”
The man turned around and hurried out the door.
“I think we did that pretty well. Especially you Lidia! You helped us a lot,” said Marie.
“Friends?”
“Friends,” said Alicia and Marie together.
The girls headed back to their teams rooms to get ready for the next half of the contest.
“Hey, I wonder what they will do without the announcer,” said Marie.
“I don’t know.”
“Due to a little problem, we will be postponing the contest. Will everyone please make their way outside to board their bus,” announced a different announcer on the intercom.
All the teams made their way outside. Marie saw Lidia out of the corner of her eye. She winked at her. She must have told everyone, thought Marie. She boarded the bus and waved at Lidia. On the ride back to school, she told everyone all about what happened. What an awesome day!

Rumaysa
4/11/2018 08:04:37 am

hey, thats pretty good!

- River Oaks, Class Of WEIRD!

Jessica (David)
4/10/2018 05:57:26 pm

Yo its Jessica about smash those phones. Ok anof with the cringe



So today was a ok day or terrible and funny. I was walking along the school hallway when sukhoi poked me and said hey do you want to shoot RPGs and said ok at my house said jessica ya ok well also throw phones of my roof ok. 1 hour later. So first me and sukhoi superjet 100 were throwing our phones of my roof when we were doing that sukhoi said this is boring and started to back up and I said hey and sukhoi said what now jessica take 1 step back um ok said sukhoi ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hahahahaha sucker you fell of the roof than sukhoi said ok its on and pulled out a RPG and fired it at me and he missed and blew up the house it was funny but we both ended up getting kicked out of our own houses and had a broken arm. Ya it was a rough day. The next day sukhoi and I were on the streets selling some spare grenade launchers and we got so rich that we bout the wight house and became the richest kids ever. 2 weeks later we were playing plane simulator with donald trump he sucked we beat him 7 times by smashing his computer on the ground. 4 weeks later we were going back to school but we were very dumb, the teacher Mr. Yom asked us whats 9 + 10 sukhoi seid 37 and i said 21. Than we were sent back to grade 1 and we learning how to spell it was very boring. 1 month later we were back in grade 5. We went to our wight house and saw trump posting a meeting so we threw anchors through the ceiling and it broke there $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.57 table it was fun than trump yelled at us saying you 2 are dea… PLOP the anker fell on trump's head we said what were you going to say trump answers somehow and said dead and that we bring him to the hospital and on the way there we stopped at a gas station and asked in they had RPG amo but than they called the cops and the swat and we left trump there all alone. 1 week later on the news it said trump has been arrested for being in a car alone. We thought it was funny but dumb. The next day we did some RPG praktis in our backyard and blew up the golf course. Trump got out of jail and got his $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.57 table back and we blew it up again but this time we were prankining him because we got him a $9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999.01 table, trump cryed because we blew it up again and kiked him out of the wight house

THE END

DatDogoCiaran
4/10/2018 06:44:51 pm

So Hey again! It's me Callum! Today is the second day of school at Berkshire Private school. I know it's my second day but me being me, I'm am still very nervous! I know that I'll have Lilly, or you could say my new BFF that I met on the first day, but still! I'm still new to going to a preppy Private school with all the rich kids. The only non rich kids there are me and Lilly. Anyways, I wake up and try to go back to sleep, hoping I could pull off sleeping through the entire day and getting away with not going to school, but of course my Mum comes crashing into my room.
"CALLUM!!!" She shrieks. "YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE FOR SCHOOL!"
"It's a Saturday go to sleep" I say
"Nice try Callum, it's a Tuesday, now get up!"
Oh man! Now I have to go to school. I get up with the hope that I can get sick in a couple of minutes. What? I still have hope. My Mum literally drags me out of the house and shoves me into the car. In the car is my sister already waiting and my Dad is sitting in the from seat. We arrive at Rydell High and my sister Alice said bye and went off with a couple of her friends. We drove for a couple more minutes and then we arrived at Berkshire Private school. I jumped out of the car eager to see Lilly but she was nowhere in sight! I tried not to worry, but it's kind of hard to do when you're in a new school and your best friend isn't there. The bell rang and I rushed up the stairs as quick as possible trying not to get trampled by the stampede of kids. I got into my classroom to see a little girl standing close beside Mr. O'Delle. Kid by kid people walked into the room and looked as confused as I was. Mr. O'Delle started talking
"Class, this is Lidia!" He said with enthusiasm though nobody else in the class smiled or cheered, we just sat there staring at the new girl Lidia.
"She is a foreign exchange student from New York! She is going to be staying with us for a couple of days!" "Okay... Attendance!"
"James".... "Here"
"Violet".... "Present"
"Connor"..... "Hello"
"Jessy"... "I'm HERE"
"Roxy"....... "Here"
"Callum"........................... The room fell silent and everyone started staring at me. OH YEAH THAT'S ME!!!
"Um here" I mumbled with embarrassment. Mr. O'Delle paused for a moment and smiled, then continued attendance.
"Lilly"....... again the room was silent but this time it was because she actually wasn't here. Dang It! I then thought the day was going to be a very lonely and long without my only friend.
"Okay I guess Lilly is not here today, that sucks, today is going to be a very fun day!" Said Mr. O'Delle. I shook my head with disagreement. Luckily he didn't see me. He started to hand out work sheets about area and perimeter. That was a long two periods and that's all I'm going to say about that.
RING RING RING! FINALYYYYYYY! The BELL! I scurry to my locker and get out my lunch box. I go to the cafeteria and of course sit by myself. I see that Lidia is also sitting alone. I go to sit over with her because it's better than sitting alone. I walk over and right as I get up to her, I tripped over my own feet. SERIOUSLY? IT HAD TO BE RIGHT HERE... RIGHT NOW??? She laughed and said
"Don't worry I do it all the time!"
That made me feel a lot less embarrassed. I picked up my stuff and sat down on the bench across from her.
"So what's your name" I asked
"Lidia, yours?"
"Callum, so what's New York like? I heard that it's really fun"
"Well it's not as great as it was in Hawaii, or London, but you know, it's still fun.
"Wait!? How many places have you lived in?"
"I think 7 or 8... I'm not really sure though"
RING RING RING RING!
"There's the bell" I said. "We better get there quickly, we have science, I love science!"
"Uh oh!" Said Lidia.
"What" I asked with concern.
"Oh nothing, just that I have a little reputation of being a little clumsy"
We ran to class and saw Mrs. Wang waiting at the front of the class.
"Okay class, today we are going to be looking at unusual reactions"
She goes on and on calling student up pouring one liquid into the other and seeing big bursts of foamy, white liquid until finally she calls up Lidia. I was a little nervous because she told me she was a bit clumsy.
"Okay Lidia, pour this blue liquid into this jar of red liquid. Got it?"
"Got it" said Lidia in a nervous voice. She picked up the blue tube of liquid and poured it into the... uh oh! She put it in the green liquid
BOOOOOM! It blew up in Mrs. Wang's face. She didn't look happy and we all know what happens when you upset Mrs. Wang...

But that, is a different story!

Owen
4/11/2018 06:47:21 am

Hi, my names Liam and I live in Eureka, Nunavut the coldest place in Canada. Today is the first day of school and I'm feeling kind of nervous
When I walked in it was really cold so I slightly turned the heat up on the thermostat when all the sudden an alarm sounded "bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep" then all the sudden the door whipped open and I heard someone behind me yell
"Who touched my thermostat!" I quickly turned around and saw everyone pointing at me "heating the room costs money you know!" screamed the teacher
"Ok im sorry" I said
"There's no time for apology's" said the teacher "I need to introduce myself, Hello class I am Mr. Fatulin
Some people snickered
"Think my name is funny do you" he snapped "Next time that will be detention, Now I want everyone to sit down beside someone of your choice BUT this month the only time you can sit beside someone of your choice.
I sat beside a boy named Callum
"Hi" said Callum "Are you new to the school"
"Yeah" I said
"Welcome to the school" he said
"Thanks!" I said happily
"I'm going to give you a quiz to see what you know about math" Mr. Fatulin said "This is a huge test so it should take about forty five minutes"
"What" a kid said at the back
"Silence" he said nastily
After the quiz was done it was time for Lunch
"What do you have" I asked Callum hopefully
"Sushi" she said "Yum!" I said "That's my favorite"
"here take some" she said "Thanks" I said for the second time this hour.
After lunch we went to Mrs. Tillivins class where we had social studies and after that there was lunch, recess, and the worst Gym
The Gym teacher was crazy, the only things he would say were "HUP HUP DOUBLE TIME and DROP AND GIVE ME 20 or 200 and hopefully not 2000 in the future.
The last period was Art and we had to make self portraits I hate those.
Finally It was the end of the day and I was exhausted
I could tell it was going to be a long year.

Owen
4/15/2018 03:57:00 pm

Bad Copy

Olá I'm Ava
4/11/2018 02:25:40 pm

Hey it me Lara! Oh wait different voice, hey it's me Lara, ugh I can't do this anymore. Remember that "emergency" that Ella had? Yeah she got a new dog. It's cute and all but I was paying attention mostly to Ella and Blythe she was there too. They both changed so much, since I last saw them. They got so... mature :( They both had their nails painted, with actual nail polish. We used to "paint" our nails with markers during a boring class, which would be gym, and boring class isn't math or history or social studies. But now I see on their snapchat storys, and yes they got me sucked into it snapchat but anyways, they said that they were bored in those classes, like they even snuck their phones in, the old them would never do that. I guess their just beginning to come a what you call "basic girl" . Which contains a girl that...
Has a phone
has their nail painted
Has some sort of social media (which means all)
Has their ears pierced
Wears Uggs
And has had basicly has had every drink on the Starbucks menu
Now pretty much or almost evrything on that list is what Ella and Blythe match. But you know they actually looked really good, but really different.
Moving on I'm getting sad talking about that. I met this really cute girl named Polly? No Penny. She's ten and she's adorable and super rich! Its awesome, but kind of unfair. Her little sassy talk is the best, and Penny has a brother named Tony. He's cool like's video games. Likes pizza probably. He's like like every boy. I also saw this really cute cat named Sparkle Bum. My god is that cat cute, it was clearly not an outdoor cat but its still adorable and pretty. That cat can get a bit angry though, but still very cute.
Oh, so you know how much I love Pop Rocks? Well my dad got me a new flavours called birthday cake and Rootbeer float, they were so good.
An, oh my dad called me for supper, taco's my favourite other than Pop Rocks, got to go, bye!!!

Tom
4/11/2018 03:45:58 pm

Bringgggg........"Huh? What time is it?' I shut off my alarm clock. It said it was 9:00AM. All the hall lights were turned on, so I knew my parents had already left... wait 9:00AM GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!" My first day of American school starts in 15 minuets! By the way we moved from Canada recently. Twenty minuets later I was at school. I walked into the classroom panting from my run, I felt if I had just run through the sun I was so hot."Sorry I am late I said to the teacher."
"Hmm? Oh, my goodness! Good morning Del, you are not late at all in fact you are 10 minuets early. I called you in early so you could take a tour around the school.this will be your guide Tony." "Hi" I said "Good morning how are you?" "Fine thank yo-" The teacher cut in "So you boys will both be back around how about when the bell rings?OK?" Said the teacher. "OK." said Tony "By the way I didn't catch your name Mr.?"I said. "Mrs.Beezow Doo-Doo Zopitty-Bop Bop TO YOU DEL!!!" "Geez OK." I said. "And this is our Health class."Said Tony. BRINNGGG!!! "" RUN! Were in the grade 7-8 hall." We ran and ran until we got to our class. Iguess this new school won't be so bad after all...

Jack
4/12/2018 02:01:34 pm

Hi my name is Ronald. If you remember me I was a bad boy but now I'm an ok boy. Ya, that’s right ok boy! If you didn’t know Ronald was bad then you weren’t paying attention when I was reading the blog post. In the last blog post I didn’t say how old I was but I was 9. Now I’m 10 years old. I have to move neighbourhoods and that means new friends and a new school. I’m going to be scared I won’t know anyone and what if no one wants to be my friend. I got a note from the school and it said who my teacher will be and named everyone in my class. The teacher’s name was Mr.Shuttlebutt. I laughed my head off for a good 15-25 minutes long. I read the class list and the names were Cole, Erin, Jeffy, Nate, Nick, Reid Sienna…………………………. and of course me.


My new house is AMAZING! When I moved there it was on a weekend so I didn’t have to go to school. Since I had so many friends I didn’t want to leave so my parents decided to get me a pet cat, bunny, fish and a pet python. My parents are so rich that they spoil me and got me this huge mansion.


The day we arrived my next door neighbour was chasing his dog like crazy. They were going up and down the yard. I was watching them from my kitchen. His dog ran to my front door and was scratching on the glass and pooping on the front mat. So I ran slammed open the door and yelled at him for 2 minutes saying, “Keep your dog under control and get out of here!” I didn’t get off to the best start with my neighbour. He apologized to me saying, “I’m sorry! My name is Jeffy.” So I slammed the door on him. This was the beginning of the new neighbour. I sat on the stairs going to the top level and grabbed the class list and looked at it and realized that Jeffy was in my class.


Since we live 2 km away from the school I had to go on the bus. On the way there I brought my pet python it was in my bag my parents said “Bye love you, hope you have a good first day.” I was the first one on the bus so I chose the back because it is the most bumpy. When all the rest of the people got on the bus they were punching me and yelling at me. So I didn’t cry I said “if you don’t leave me alone I will give you this.” So I pulled out my 7 foot long python and let it loose and one guy got gobbled up and didn’t make it to school. Jeffy said “Dude what was that for? I get that you are new to the school but you don’t have to kill one of my friends with your pet python.” But I gotta admit that was sick. So want to come to my house after school “Ok”I said in a soft voice. When we got off the bus we walked to the classroom our room number is 200. When we walked in the classroom Mr.Shuttlebutt was there and introduced himself. “I will be your home room teacher for the year.” Said Mr.Shutlebutt.
Mr.Shuttlebutt let us chose who we wanted to sit with for the month. “I chose Jeffy and Jeffy chose me, Nick and Cole.” Jeffy said, “Be nice to Ronald because he can be dangerous.” So everyone nodded their heads and they were nice to Ronald. My locker partner is Jeffy and beside us is Nick and Cole and to the other side of us is Nate and Reid. Me, Jeffy, Cole and Nick missed the first period because they were showing me around the school. “Ring, ding, ga, ling, dong!” “Guys, what’s that noise?” said Ronald. “It’s the bell," said Jeffy, “I know It’s a weird bell.”



“Well that’s the bell. Time to leave” said Nick. Nick and Cole walked to their homes it was only a block away. Me and Jeffy went on the bus we sat on the back seat of the bus. I put my hand in my lunch bag to eat something because I didn’t get to eat today I went to pull out my homemade pizza but it was gone. “Jeffy, do you know where my pizza is?” “No, "said Jeffy. “Can you check in your bag?” asked Ronald. “Sure.” Jeffy said. So Jeffy went to check in his lunch. “No not there!” exclaimed Jeffy. “Jeffy, what if I look?" Ronald asked. So Jeffy pulled something out of his bag it was my pizza. “Jeffy you lied to me!” I yelled. As Jeffy bit into the pizza he asked, “Can we share it?” “I guess.” I said in a sad voice. “I only said yes because he chewed off a huge chunk of it.” I said in my head.





The bus arrived at my house so I got off same with Jeffy. Me and Jeffy went to my house to ask I if could go to Jeffy’s house for him to show me something. I said, “It’s only next door? You can see his house from the kitchen door, front door, dining room and your bedroom.” My parents said, “Yes!” So I went to Jeffy's house but his parents weren't home

Jack it didn't copy all of it so ya I know ding ga ling dong bye
4/12/2018 02:03:35 pm

weren't home so we snuck around back went inside the house. We went in his room and played with his dog for 10 minutes and played with his iguana until his parents got home. When they got home we quickly ran down stairs and I left his house so his parents wouldn’t notice me. So then I ran home.

In spite of our conflicts I have a feeling I just made my new best friend!

The end

Lilah
4/12/2018 05:59:00 pm

Hi! It's Alex again! I just came back from a week in the hot Turks & Caicos. It was a good break from school, especially since we had just moved recently to Canada and I had started at a new school. When I got to school, my teacher said that I have a project due by the end of the day and that we will be working on it now. He also said that I am paired up with Jessica. "Oh, sassy Jessica" I thought . I immediately grabbed the back table and sat on the rocking chair, until I got kicked off by Jessica.
The teacher said we could choose any topic we wanted to do for the assignment. We started brain storming and some of our best ideas were: (1) making DIY scissors or (2) making a cotton candy machine. We decided to make the cotton candy machine, and grabbed some random metal that we found in the garbage can. We started building our cotton candy machine. It was not easy, but at the end of the day we did a great job working together and got a A+ which is pretty cool!
When I was packing up to go home, I grabbed the fully functioning cotton candy machine to take to my house but before i got out of the classroom Jessica yelled at me and said she was taking it home. Please don't make me explain what happened next, because it was so not cool!

4/12/2018 06:02:06 pm



2 YEARS LATER


Hi it's bejermen again and you here'd about my first week of school but I thought why not tell you about the second well year I guess. Annywas I have some bad news and some good news the bad news is that all my friends have died in a car crash. So now I'm a loner I guess, yep you herd me I a loner not like a loner if you were thinking that loner but like the loner, you no what this is getting a little confessing i'm going to stop. But what I was trying to say was. Oh look theres a cool looking dude over there I'm going to go talk to Him. step, step, step, step. hi cool looking dude. "Hi" he sed back wats your name "benjermen" I replied. Cool name wait you think my name is cool dose this mean i'm cool and if i'm cool then then then oh my I think I just realized something very important I can not believe this but I think Im cool. Like O.M.G dude. Wait how did I just do that. My friend that just the power of cool my dude. wow!






P.S. The cool dude's nam was cool dude.

Owen
4/15/2018 04:55:36 pm

Hi as you already know my names Liam as you and today was a very horrible day.
I have recently made a friend named Callum and he's very nice.
I'll just start the story.
Me and Callum were walking to the grocery store when all of the sudden we saw a figure moving towards us closer and closer and closer
"Hello children" he said
We slowly started to back away. At first we couldn't make up the details on his face because it was so dark, and right when we saw his face we were pulled backward.
Liam opened his eyes
"Where are we" I said
"I don't know" Callum said timidly
"Ugh I can't move" I said
"I know" said Callum "What are we going to do"
All the sudden we were let go by someone
"who are you" I said
"Your kidnapper" he said
"M-m-m-a-ha ha ha" he said
"You have to work on your evil laugh dude" Callum said
"I'm trying" he said "Its hard being a criminal."
"So what are you going to do with us" I said
"You'll see" he grinned
"My name is Gregory Shnitz and you are my captives" he said
"Actually our names are Liam and Callum" Callum said
"Stop fooling around" said Gregory
He pulled a switch and the ground under them started moving
"Its a conveyor belt" he said "Great for moving tied up people against their will."
"Why are you doing this" I said
"Because life isn't fair that's one thing I learned from my gloomy childhood" Gregory said.
They started moving towards a fire, Luckily Liam had a pocket knife he slipped it under the rope and cut it, they jumped up and ran down the hallways
"catch them" he said, Someone leaped out at us and fell on his stomach.
As they were running he threw a knife at the chandelier
We jumped for around lived as the chandelier fell down and we jumped out the door just in time
Later the man was arrested and there lives were great again.


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